It is the first day of university

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  • Published: 11 September 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: https://hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/tweet_joana
    Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana

    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/

    If you want to translate the video: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_cs_p...

    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927

    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz
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Comments • 14 052

  • Bianca Marchetti
    Bianca Marchetti  7 minutes back

    serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

    • Camron Holdcroft
      Camron Holdcroft  15 minutes back

      *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on YouTube so you’re just wasting your time*

      • Timi Agiri
        Timi Agiri  1 hours back

        rip joana for buying physical textbooks

        • lovesins •
          lovesins •  2 hours back

          sigh, :c

          • Elijah Johnson
            Elijah Johnson  2 hours back

            In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

            • Ashley
              Ashley  3 hours back

              How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

              • Cass LuLu
                Cass LuLu  3 hours back

                I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

                • I’m Peter
                  I’m Peter  4 hours back

                  What university you go to?

                  • Kee Glanzmann
                    Kee Glanzmann  4 hours back

                    DANCE MOMS

                    • Firelightdaisy
                      Firelightdaisy  4 hours back

                      You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

                      • Martin G
                        Martin G  4 hours back

                        Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

                        • Spoiled Milk
                          Spoiled Milk  5 hours back

                          If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

                          • Macy Mclaren
                            Macy Mclaren  5 hours back

                            Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

                            • Hiba Al-badarneh
                              Hiba Al-badarneh  5 hours back

                              You're weird
                              I like weird people
                              God i really enjoy ur videos
                              Keep going🌻

                              • CatsAreCool
                                CatsAreCool  6 hours back

                                I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.

                                • Toga Himiko
                                  Toga Himiko  6 hours back

                                  Joana : all funny throughout summer posting

                                  School : *Im gonna ruin this whole womans career*

                                  • Erin Rae
                                    Erin Rae  7 hours back

                                    where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

                                    • Karleigh V
                                      Karleigh V  7 hours back

                                      So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

                                      • Haylee Moore
                                        Haylee Moore  7 hours back

                                        As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

                                        • Ruth Uday
                                          Ruth Uday  7 hours back

                                          she needs a talk show.

                                          • Myken Hassler
                                            Myken Hassler  7 hours back

                                            PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

                                            • Roy K
                                              Roy K  7 hours back

                                              Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms
                                              Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss

                                              Dementia: am I joke to you?

                                              • Hannah C.
                                                Hannah C.  7 hours back

                                                She lookin snazzy

                                                • Zoincer_ Oo
                                                  Zoincer_ Oo  8 hours back

                                                  Are you planning on doing YouTube full time as a job

                                                  • cj
                                                    cj  8 hours back

                                                    The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

                                                    • Jessi Callahan
                                                      Jessi Callahan  8 hours back

                                                      The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

                                                      • mrbxrns
                                                        mrbxrns  9 hours back

                                                        *SAMANTHA*

                                                        • Beau Rass
                                                          Beau Rass  9 hours back

                                                          Canadian university just sounds like high school lol

                                                          • Natalie Red
                                                            Natalie Red  10 hours back

                                                            these videos are always so entertaining!

                                                            • Eesha Sajid
                                                              Eesha Sajid  10 hours back

                                                              hey don't spread hate on social studies ! it's one my fav subjects 😅

                                                              • Ikmo Monki
                                                                Ikmo Monki  11 hours back

                                                                Was the first scene a Gale reference?

                                                                • Erin Sy
                                                                  Erin Sy  12 hours back

                                                                  "Colkulus"

                                                                  • Purple_potato 5
                                                                    Purple_potato 5  12 hours back

                                                                    At our school the teachers do memes on there slide shows 😂🤣

                                                                    • Adrian Spade
                                                                      Adrian Spade  13 hours back

                                                                      Hearing the trauma your bank account went through is making me all the more grateful for financial aid, community college, and half decent parents who invested in my college fund the moment they got ne

                                                                      • asdas hfsiisoszx
                                                                        asdas hfsiisoszx  14 hours back

                                                                        percy jackson yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

                                                                        • Julianna Rimondi
                                                                          Julianna Rimondi  14 hours back

                                                                          low key this is making me excited for university lol i want to go to canada for university and this is making me less stressed bc you seem like you're having fun w it

                                                                          • Allie A
                                                                            Allie A  14 hours back

                                                                            Me, a senior in high school watching this: scared

                                                                            • Heifel Andrade
                                                                              Heifel Andrade  14 hours back

                                                                              Of all the thing I've noticed.. IT IS ALWAYS THE HAIR!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HAIR!!! LOL

                                                                              • aurel
                                                                                aurel  15 hours back

                                                                                2:42 well yeah if you're gonna specialize in nuclear physics

                                                                                • K10Kelly
                                                                                  K10Kelly  15 hours back

                                                                                  W-was the first 23 seconds of this video a GaYLE ReFEreNCe?

                                                                                  • Justice Hudson
                                                                                    Justice Hudson  15 hours back

                                                                                    Socialism isn’t bad. Your professor shouldn’t be shoving that on your class with no pushback

                                                                                    • Process
                                                                                      Process  11 hours back

                                                                                      Holy shit you're such a bore. Weird professor rants are fun and he's a math prof so no one's gonna take it seriously.

                                                                                      Plus, like it should be, no one has a problem when a prof talks wonders about socialism and trashes capitalism. Just let it to go both ways.

                                                                                  • jeon jungkookie
                                                                                    jeon jungkookie  16 hours back

                                                                                    Nah it's all about afternoon classes lmao

                                                                                    • Wee Woo
                                                                                      Wee Woo  16 hours back

                                                                                      broooooo percy jackson fam
                                                                                      what up

                                                                                      • ShYnAuTicA saea
                                                                                        ShYnAuTicA saea  19 hours back

                                                                                        i like how she taped the teensy mic on the bottle

                                                                                        • Furret Lps
                                                                                          Furret Lps  19 hours back

                                                                                          !IH

                                                                                          • Lipstick 'n' Linguine
                                                                                            Lipstick 'n' Linguine  20 hours back

                                                                                            It still blows my mind that you start a new school year towards the end of the year! LIke what the what! :)

                                                                                            • Dulcie Park
                                                                                              Dulcie Park  20 hours back

                                                                                              Percy jackson♡♡♡

                                                                                              • Hey I'm Dead inside
                                                                                                Hey I'm Dead inside  21 hours back

                                                                                                No but high key Joana is looking goooood👀